Novelty Gifts
Novelty gifts come in all shapes and sizes and will usually involve reference to the male genitalia or female breasts. The main aim is to raise a smile at a reasonable price.
They are great as stocking fillers or as silly toys to make adults wish they were kids again. From growing your own stripper to lighting a willie-shaped candle, novelty gifts are part of the same cherished British tradition that brought us the saucy, seaside postcard: cheeky and a bit rude without going over the top. In short, a bit of harmless fun!
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Twat Greeting Card and BadgeSometimes just one word will do! These cards are not for the faint hearted. We like to say they're subtle! The card is designed with a slogan and comes with a large badge. The card is blank inside, to add your own personal message,...
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Your Knob My Gob Greeting Card and BadgeWhy wait till Valentines to tell him, if you want it, you want it. But if you want to wait, then that's fine too! These cards are not for the faint hearted. We like to say they're subtle! The card is designed as a...
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I Heart Anal Greeting Card and BadgeIf you love it, you love it! This is a card and badge for all the anal lovers out there, so you can let everyone know! These cards are not for the faint hearted. We like to say they're subtle! The card is designed...
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I Heart Minge Greeting Card and BadgeThis card isn't for everyone, well we don't all love minge now do we, but if you do, celebrate it! These cards are not for the faint hearted. We like to say they're subtle! The card is designed with a slogan and comes with...
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Complete and Utter Fucker Greeting Card and BadgeA Birthday Card that has the only greeting needed! These cards are not for the faint hearted. We like to say they're subtle! The card is designed as a rosette with a large holographic foil badge. The card is blank inside, to add your...
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Tease & Please Discover Your Lover Special EditionMany have gone before you. Since many years the board game 'Discover Your Lover Classic Edition' has been a success in many countries. To give everyone the chance to play this beloved game, we've created an introductory Special Edition that contains 192 playing card....
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Roll Play Erotic Story DiceUse the dice images you roll to create your own erotic, outrageous, or funny story. Great for couples, friends, and parties. Contents: 8 Dice 48 Images
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Lesbian Sex! Card GameEach Lesbian Sex! card game explicitly illustrates either a foreplay activity or a sexual position. While playing one of the three Lesbian Sex! card games, you and your lover use the cards to plan out one of the 100,000 possible fantasies. After building a...
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Naughty or Nice 3-in-1 Board GameThree unique games packed with Naughty and Nice ideas to make any relationship more spontaneous! The “Nice” suggestions will help you to create romantic date ideas and tender moments for you both to share, bringing you even closer as a couple. Whilst the “Naughty”...
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CalExotics Romance Kit - RedIgnite your passion with the Romance Kit from CalExotics. Set the scene with 100 silky soft, rose petals and light the flickering flame of the soothing soy massage candle. As the candle burns, the soy wax will become the perfect temperature for sensuous massage,...
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Monogamy Small Massage Candle Amber & Oriental SpicePrepare for some serious passion with the delicious aromas of a Monogamy Massage Candle in orange and warm spice. Light the candle and enjoy the heavenly scents before blowing it out and pouring the oil over your lover's body. The wax this candle produces...
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50 Positions of Bondage Card GameThis kinky card game lets you explore the bondage side of your relationship. 50 position cards featuring challenges in five categories to play as a rummy style card game or simply select a card and act out the image! Brand: Kheper Games Players:...
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