Novelty Gifts
Novelty gifts come in all shapes and sizes and will usually involve reference to the male genitalia or female breasts. The main aim is to raise a smile at a reasonable price.
They are great as stocking fillers or as silly toys to make adults wish they were kids again. From growing your own stripper to lighting a willie-shaped candle, novelty gifts are part of the same cherished British tradition that brought us the saucy, seaside postcard: cheeky and a bit rude without going over the top. In short, a bit of harmless fun!
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Mystery BundleDo you dare to try one of our mystery bundles...? These exciting bundles are a thrilling way to discover new products. First, the highly anticipated wait for your secret surprise. Then the unwrapping and revealing of all it's treasures picked especially for you. From...
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Monogamy Board GameThis hot relationship board game is a fun way to keep sexual communication going between couples and allow them to try something new and exciting. After the first few years of romance, couples tend to find that naughty lingerie and nights exploring each other's...
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Dona by JO Luxury Massage Oil*FREE Satin Storage Bag with every Dona by JO purchase!* This carefully blended massage oil is created by adding uplifting essential oils to a blend of natural, nourishing and vitamin-rich oils. Suitable for a variety of skin types and uses. Features:- 100% natural- Vegan-...
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Screaming O Bob Boyfriend Massager Vibrator - RedYou’re never alone when Bob is around! The OBOB Battery Operated Boyfriend hand-held massager is equipped with all the perks of the perfect boyfriend and will never let you down – just be sure there are batteries nearby! Made of non-porous ABS plastic with...
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Adventurous Sex! Card GameEach Adventurous Sex card explicitly illustrates a provocative Sex position. Some are outdoors, others are in unique locations, and all are completely adventurous. Use as flash cards or play one of the three. Brand: Kheper Games Pack size: 50 cards
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Jizz! Pump-action drinking gameJizz! A wild game for any number of players! Take turns to roll the ball with the numbers; then roll the ball with the images. Players must then point Jizz to the body part shown on the second ball and pump it the number...
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Iconic Aprons Sexy Jane Apron - Multi ColourRelease your wild side in this Sexy Jane Apron. In the animal print bikini briefs and coconut shell bra you will be every part the adventuress. Team with the Sexy Tarzan apron for the perfect pairing.
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Iconic Aprons In To Bondage Apron - BlackWhether you are a fan of PVC or not be sure to whip them into a frenzy in this peek-a-boo apron. This novelty apron features an open cup bra and strappy briefs in true bondage style. The ideal gift for the one you love....
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I Love Cock MugProclaim your love for cock with this in your face mug. Perfect for secret santa or a funny gift for any cock lover. Enjoy your hot drink out of this statement I love cock mug!
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Glow in the Dark Lover's DiceJust turn down the lights, set the mood, and let the games begin! One die tells you what to do... the other tells you which body part to perform the naughty act on. Take turns rolling the dice and explore each other intimately. Die...
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Glow In The Dark Penis Rings 3 Pack - GreenHave a cheeky bit of glow-in-the-dark fun and improve your sex life at the same time! Glow In The Dark Penis Rings work by gently trapping extra blood in the penis and the result is harder, bigger and longer erections. They will comfortably stretch...
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Spencer & Fleetwood Stress WillieGet the greatest form of stress relief from crushing and smashing our Stress Willie, squeeze to your hearts desire! Great for that cheeky gift! Brand: Spencer & Fleetwood Size: 12cm Material: Rubber
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Spencer & Fleetwood Jelly BoobsYummy fruit flavoured jelly boobs, great for a cheeky gift!. Brand: Spencer & Fleetwood Ingredients: Glucose syrup, Sugar, Gelling Agent: Gelatine, Acidifier: Citric Acid, Flavourings, Colours (E100, E120 E141), Glazing Agent: Vegetable Oil with Carnauba Wax.
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Cunt Of The Year Greeting Card and BadgeAnd the Award goes to! These cards are not for the faint hearted. We like to say they're subtle! The card is designed as a rosette with a large holographic foil badge. The card is blank inside, to add your own personal message, just...
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Loving Joy Sex Position DiceLet the flick of your wrist dictate endless pleasure with the Loving Joy Sex Position Dice; the ultimate sexual adventure! Enhance your lovemaking with these erotic dice, and leave it to fate to decide your next move and location by simply rolling the dice....
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Iconic Aprons Miss Great Body Apron - Multi ColourThey deserve first place so why not show them by gifting this Miss Great Body apron. The perfect present for that sexy someone in your life.
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Fifty Nights of Naughtiness GameTake 50 sizzling steps towards red hot passion! The Fifty Nights of Naughtiness Game has five levels of naughty game play with ten secret envelopes for each level. The card colours are virginal white, pink, red, scarlet and finally black and they are packed...
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Sex! Scratch TicketsEight sexy scratch tickets to get you and your lover in the mood for a night of passion. Every ticket is a winner, so give one to your lover when you feel that it is your "GET LUCKY" day! Simply scratch and match three...
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Hen Night Little Dicky Sipping Straws 10 PackSlurp, slurp, slurp! Here's a great incentive to make sure you get to the very bottom of every cocktail glass... 10 willy-ended plastic drinking straws. Shrieks, giggles and prudish tuts guaranteed!
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Spencer & Fleetwood Will Not Keep Calm Stress BallStress Ball with a message a lot of stressed people will readily relate to: I will not keep calm, and you can f**k off! Great novelty gift! Brand: Spencer & Fleetwood Colour: Red Material: Rubber
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