Novelty Gifts
Novelty gifts come in all shapes and sizes and will usually involve reference to the male genitalia or female breasts. The main aim is to raise a smile at a reasonable price.
They are great as stocking fillers or as silly toys to make adults wish they were kids again. From growing your own stripper to lighting a willie-shaped candle, novelty gifts are part of the same cherished British tradition that brought us the saucy, seaside postcard: cheeky and a bit rude without going over the top. In short, a bit of harmless fun!
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Happy Birthday Cunt Greeting Card and BadgeNo mincing the words with this card, it does what it says on the label! These cards are not for the faint hearted. We like to say they're subtle! The card is designed as a slogan on the front with a large badge. The...
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Oi! You Fucking Cunt Greeting Card and BadgeOi! Looking for a card for that special person? These cards are not for the faint hearted. We like to say they're subtle! The card is designed with a slogan and a large badge. The card is blank inside, to add your own personal...
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Gonna Shoot Ma Goo All Ovah You Greeting CardValentines only comes one day a year, sometimes you just need to let someone know what you want! These cards are not for the faint hearted. We like to say they're subtle! The card is designed with a slogan and comes with a large...
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You're Ugly But You'll Do Greeting Card and BadgeYou don't have to wait for Valentines to tell them, but if you do, this card will do the job nicely! These cards are not for the faint hearted. We like to say they're subtle! The card is designed with a slogan and comes...
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Prize Winning Asshole Greeting Card and BadgeWe all know one, and this card celebrates their achievement! These cards are not for the faint hearted. We like to say they're subtle! The card is designed as a rosette with a large holographic foil badge. The card is blank inside, to add...
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Cum Face GameSee who has the best action. Who will make the pump cum first? Duel pump action penis game. This hilarious two player game is like nothing else you've seen and the perfect party piece for bachelor and bachelorette parties and other fun-filled events. The object...
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Domin8 Master EditionMaster the art of domination with this devilishly deluxe edition of Domin8!Now featuring a feast of fetish luxuries including a paddle, feather tickler, handcuffs, bondage tape and a blindfold. All items have been lovingly selected to enhance your pleasure and invigorating gameplay.Domin8 is a...
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Sexy 6 Dice - Kinky EditionDice with domination for impromptu fetish fun! Dice with domination and let the Sexcy 6dictate your kinky fate. Explore the dynamics of domination and submision, and have boundless fun with 720 seductive scenarios. Feel the excitment build as you roll the dice to reveal...
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Sexy 6 Dice - Sex EditionRoll with raunchiness for impromptu flirty fun! Get down and get dirty with Sexy 6! Toss the dice to add a little spice nad surprise to your bedroom antics, with 720 possible combinations for you to enjoy. Roll the dice and revel in the...
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Sex & Mischief Playing CardsNot just your average deck of playing cards, this pack of 52 playing cards includes an ultra-sexy image on every single card! Game night has just become a whole lot more erotic... Brand: Sex & Mischief Pack: Standard deck of 52 cards
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Sexual Role-Play GameThe Game of Fetish & Fantasy! Sexually speaking, pretending to be something you are not can be extremely pleasurable and exciting for both you and your lover. So get into character and act out some of your secret fantasies! Remember to set the scene...
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Bachelorette's Bar Challenge Card GameThe bachelorette's bar challenge is the game that celebrates your friend's last night out as a single girl. The bachelorette has two hours to collect five different shot cards, by carrying out challenges. When the bachelorette wins, she gets to assign shots to friends...
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Boobs & Boners - Drinking, Truth & Dare GamePlayers quickly flip over cards in an effort to match boobs, boner or butt cards with other players. The first player to notice and call out the matching cards wins them all.When you win cards from other players, you also get to assign truths,...
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Fetish Fun Board GameExplore kinky satisfaction and bondage action with the Fetish Fun board game! This new board game will allow you to explore your inner kink with this intimate introduction to the world of fetish. You will spank, restrain and role-play your way through Fetish Fun!...
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Grow Some Balls"Ever heard of the saying 'grow some balls', well now you don’t have to be a man to do so, just simply pop these balls in water and watch them grow. These balls can grow up to six times their original size - when...
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Creative Kisses Cards101 wild and wonderfully unique ways to smooch your lover. Whether you're lookin' for some extra zest in your life or just need a lil' lovin', pick a card and surprise your beloved with a creative kiss. Go on, get ready to pucker up!...
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Gay Sex! Sexual Position CardsEach Gay SEX! card explicitly illustrates either a foreplay activity or a sexual position, and the colour represents the intensity of the positions. Game includes: 50 Gay SEX! cards, 3 rule cards, and 1 Unleash Your Fantasy card.. Brand: Kheper Games
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Iconic Aprons Strip Poker Girl Apron - Multi ColourMake the gambler in your life feel like they have won the jackpot with this Strip Poker apron. Playing card pasties and roulette thong make a tasty combination on this apron. This apron makes a great gift for that special someone.
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Iconic Aprons Un Wrap Me Apron - RedMake yourself the perfect gift in the naughty Un Wrap Me apron.The ideal gift for the one you love.
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The Amazing Hot Heart MassagerA sensual massage can help increase the intimacy between you and your partner. The Amazing Hot Heart Massager builds on that intimacy by adding extra warmth to your touch – and you can use it again and again. Feel the warmth as the massager...
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